Muddling Missile

The mysterious missile contrail is muddling the media and the masses. We are now being told that this unknown trail of smoke/vapor is not from a projectile, but from a jetliner, and it just looks unusual due to the height of the camera.

Bullshit.

I have seen plenty of SLBM/SLCM launches – and that contrail looks exactly like one of those contrails. Or more like exhaust plumes, to be exact. No passenger jet contrail I have ever seen looks like that, nor should it be, legally I might add, that close to the ground.

We have the technology to track every single scrap object in orbit around our planet. Yet, they (the powers that be) expect us to believe they have absolutely no idea what it is? But it’s not a missile. So, if it (and it almost certainly) is a missile, where did it come from? Why is the source being denied? A couple of reasons are plausible, or not so much. You decide.

1. It’s a CHICOM SLBM. This is my pet theory. Why? The CHICOMs have their knickers all in a knot over Obama’s trip to India to court them as our new financial “partner”. China is really pissed off, so, in a display of power, they let one go. The government is covering it up because a) at best it would be a monumental embarrassment to our military capability, and b) it would at worst send the country into a blind panic. The markets would crash due to fear of China’s next move.

However, it would have been the biggest blunder any country could have ever made in all of human history, because it had the potential to collapse the entire world economy and everything else for that matter. It would be the Apokyclips. Everyone, including them, loses. The only thing saving us is the government's willingness to cover it up. And I can't imagine the Chinese as being that stupid.

2. My next (im)plausible theory is that one of our SSNs inadvertently launched a TLAM. Why the cover up? If word got out to the press that those things could let go accidently, the backlash would be so strong that every single one of our TLAM loaded boats would be ordered into port so fast it would make the Road Runner’s head spin. The National Security ramifications are terrifying. Imagine what it would happen if all the cops in any big city stayed home one night. It would be like that, except it would be, well, like, global and stuff. If this is true, expect to see a PACFLEET boat skipper get relieved “for cause” or some other vague reason in the next week or three. And the investigation would be forgotten about. To do this, however, would require a significant amount of threats and NDAs to keep the crew from ever saying anything.

But, here again, I know from first hand work that there are so many safeguards built into the Combat Control System that it would take a lot of people not paying attention/giving a shit for this to happen.

I have a couple other theories, but I can blow even bigger holes in them than these to the point where they can’t pass the smell test. I will say one thing, and that is my former WEPS from the USS PA SSBN 735 thinks its a missile, too, as well as several other submarine qualified guys.

What do you think? Anybody else on the same thought patterns as me on this (if so that would be pretty damn scary)?